Scan this, scan that,

Scan your coffee, scan your hat,

Scan the walls, scan the door,

Scan the toilet – Hey! – Let’s scan some more!

Scan the hot case, scan the clock,

Scan the tires, scan the dock,

Scan the letters, scan the flats,

Scan the dogs and scan the cats.

Scan your heartbeat, scan your brain,

Scan the sun and scan the rain,

Scan your fingers, scan your toes,

Scan your eyeballs, scan your nose.

Scan the birds, scan the bees,

Scan the clouds and scan the breeze,

Scan the snow, scan the hail,

And if there’s any time left - deliver the mail!